JACK: The company has acquired an up-and-coming social networking site called YouFace so each executive has to set up their YouFace page. Now this picture will be my pholo—
LIZ: Not a word.
JACK: —Which is a contraction for ‘photo’ and ‘hello.’ YouFace. Who are you facing?
LIZ: No one. Those sites are for horny married chicks with kids who want to exchange pervy emails with their old highschool boyfriends.
JACK: And since all your highschool boyfriends are now gay…
LIZ: Exactly!30 Rock, 4x08 Secret Santa