30rockquotes:

secondhandjoy:


JACK: The company has acquired an up-and-coming social networking site called YouFace so each executive has to set up their YouFace page. Now this picture will be my pholo—LIZ: Not a word.JACK: —Which is a contraction for ‘photo’ and ‘hello.’ YouFace. Who are you facing?LIZ: No one. Those sites are for horny married chicks with kids who want to exchange pervy emails with their old highschool boyfriends.JACK: And since all your highschool boyfriends are now gay…LIZ: Exactly!

30 Rock, 4x08 Secret Santa

30rockquotes:

secondhandjoy:

JACK: The company has acquired an up-and-coming social networking site called YouFace so each executive has to set up their YouFace page. Now this picture will be my pholo—
LIZ: Not a word.
JACK: —Which is a contraction for ‘photo’ and ‘hello.’ YouFace. Who are you facing?
LIZ: No one. Those sites are for horny married chicks with kids who want to exchange pervy emails with their old highschool boyfriends.
JACK: And since all your highschool boyfriends are now gay…
LIZ: Exactly!

30 Rock, 4x08 Secret Santa

Holland, Belgium, Canada, Spain, South Africa, Norway and Sweden all allow same-sex marriages.

ohyeahfacts:

Only Connecticut, Massachusetts, Iowa, New Hampshire (ALMOST FORGOT) and Vermont allow same-sex marriage in the US.

Jersey votes on Thursday.

Asked by: TheHotGirlProject

lets get on that y’all.

yorkville what whaaaat

yorkville what whaaaat

“This is no time for back door bragging Jenna!”

woot.

“This is no time for back door bragging Jenna!”

woot.

http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/12/jumbled-numbers-sends-fl-kid-care-callers-to-sex-line.php
(via crowlcrowlcrowl)
alas, all too old/not asian for the woodster.

(via crowlcrowlcrowl)

alas, all too old/not asian for the woodster.

Racist Politicians at their best on Facebook
(third byline at TPM:)
mbyhoff:

That got a lol out of me.

“elitism means always knowing you’re better.” - the great k. reiter

mbyhoff:

That got a lol out of me.

“elitism means always knowing you’re better.” - the great k. reiter

there goes my hero…
PA student who asked Obama to stimulate the economy by legalizing drugs and prostitution. Cuz its logical yo!

there goes my hero…

PA student who asked Obama to stimulate the economy by legalizing drugs and prostitution. Cuz its logical yo!

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